E-ink Enthusiast Pillows

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(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.