Ink & Chrome Enthusiast Pillows

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Trees tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

The Venerable Bede

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"But I don't run out of ink."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'I've been transferred again.'

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"I used to be withdrawn. Now I'm overdrawn."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"