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Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Waiting Room For Godot.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'What luck!'

"This space intentionally left blank."

Writers strike.

Pencil Rubber

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

"He calls it the eBible."

"My friends call me Rorschach."

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

"Steve, trust me, this has nothing to do with you being self-published."

"And that's my guardian angel!"