Ink Manufacturer T-Shirts

Disaster strikes the Millerton Disappearing Ink Company.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Shakespeare in the clink

Bring flag factories back to America.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Creator's Block

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'