Ink Fish Enthusiast Gifts

"This way they can never get away."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Where Indian ink came from.

Surf Casting

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fishing with God

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

The Da Vinci Cod

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish