Initiative Taker Pillows

"I know I encourage employees to take initiative, Tom... but I think you should change that back!"

'Sorry Bobo, we no longer have a culture of 'Monkey See, Monkey Do': I would like you to work independently and to show initiative...'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Pilot with champagne.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

On the brink.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"Marco ..."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.