Advice Taker Pillows

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'You're better off without him.'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."