Advice Accepter Pillows

'You are doing it wrong.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'In general, do the right thing.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'All I know is that when life hands you a lemon, you're supposed to make lemonade...is there such a thing as curveballade?'

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

The girl with the sensible shoes.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You're better off without him.'