Advice Accepter Prints

'You are doing it wrong.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'In general, do the right thing.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"Ooops - I'm afraid that was my beer...wait a second whilst I consult my swearword consultant."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'All I know is that when life hands you a lemon, you're supposed to make lemonade...is there such a thing as curveballade?'

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

'You're better off without him.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'