Action Taker Pillows

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Overjumpers

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Pilot with champagne.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Marco ..."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

On the brink.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Hugh fans!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Perils of the double play.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.