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I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

Overjumpers

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Pilot with champagne.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Hugh fans!"

"Marco ..."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

On the brink.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'I don't like to take chances.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Perils of the double play.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.