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"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

Man in wheelchair fleeing from rock.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'I like to watch a good car chase...'

"Lefty, must you bring your work home with you?"

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

Suddenly all Hell broke loose. It was a crummy day to be a cop.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

As a man of action I need excitement...danger...I should be living on the edge!

'Hi speed chases. Why did you become a cop?'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I think I can take this guy.'

The Molsons. A stunt family.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Mighty Man Of Justice VS. The Deadly Killbots

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Mayhem, Inc. Part 9

Start talking. Who was that guy, and why was he trying to kill you?

Cop Raid

Mayhem, Inc. Part 13

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

Space Commando Revenge. Special Effects Extravaganza. It's definitely a "must see" movie … Particularly since there's no dialogue.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Hugh fans!"

"Wait. Shouldn't I be running AWAY from the giant explosion?"

"Well, that's the last time we drop in on your parents."

Shepherd and eurydice

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.