Action Mugs

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

Man in wheelchair fleeing from rock.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'I like to watch a good car chase...'

"Lefty, must you bring your work home with you?"

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

Suddenly all Hell broke loose. It was a crummy day to be a cop.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

As a man of action I need excitement...danger...I should be living on the edge!

'Hi speed chases. Why did you become a cop?'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I think I can take this guy.'

The Molsons. A stunt family.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Start talking. Who was that guy, and why was he trying to kill you?

Cop Raid

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Hugh fans!"

"Wait. Shouldn't I be running AWAY from the giant explosion?"

"Well, that's the last time we drop in on your parents."

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Showbiz Awards

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'