Action Seeker Mugs

'Enough with all the strategic planning. Just get out there and kill something.'

Alice in Badassland

Perils of the double play.

Rescuing footballs from a fire.

Fisherman being dragged along water by fish.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'I'd say pound-for-pound he's the best player in professional hockey.'

Firemen catching fat jumper.

Trial by Media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

The fate of the emigrant

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Easter Island legs

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Tourists

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Beach con-man.

'Cannonball!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'