Action Seeker Mugs

'Enough with all the strategic planning. Just get out there and kill something.'

Alice in Badassland

Perils of the double play.

Rescuing footballs from a fire.

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

Fisherman being dragged along water by fish.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'I'd say pound-for-pound he's the best player in professional hockey.'

Firemen catching fat jumper.

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."