Action Games Mugs

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

Rage.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Super Dog'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'How about a game of cards?'

Homo Gamus

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'