Action Games Gifts

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

Rage.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Mixed Doubles.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Homo Gamus

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Marco ..."

Funky Facts: Football.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.