Action Game Enthusiast Mugs

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Rage.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Mixed Doubles.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Hugh fans!"

"Marco ..."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Steve McQueen

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

JAMES BONDING

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"