Action Gaming T-Shirts

'This is nothing like the video games I love.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Rage.

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Shred the plank."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.