Action Gaming Pillows

'This is nothing like the video games I love.'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Rage.

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Hugh fans!"

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Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Shred the plank."

JAMES BONDING

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

The mission: Impossible burger.

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

Sylvester Stallone

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"I do all my own stunts"