Infrastructure Buffs Gifts

Men Working Since 1931

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'He likes to power nap.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

HUAWEI 5G

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"Buildings are falling down, roads are crumbling, fuel supplies are hacker. We break for an ad for drugs that will get you through it."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Third Option

US Infrastructure Deteriorating