Infotainment Gifts

"Well, it's up the escalator, on that second floor, you take a left at men's wear, go past the fabric store."

Tartine

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

They hated me.

Showbiz Awards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clown on bike.

The wonderful world of cheese.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Champagne

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

The Rooster Comedian.

Television Readers.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors