Infant Wrangling Champion Pillows

'A little help please.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Beware of teething baby.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Parenting Business Deals

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Climbing with the baby

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'Are we there yet?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"