Infant Wrangling Champion Prints

'A little help please.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

That's my daughter, Alayna

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Beware of teething baby.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Climbing with the baby

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Parenting Business Deals

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'Are we there yet?'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'