Infant Care Pillows

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Breastfeeding in public

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Don't let the Weetabix dry.'

'Baby's teething.'

Public Breast Feeding.

Baby Teething Problems.

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Pool attached to child's bed.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."