Infant Care Prints

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Breastfeeding in public

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Don't let the Weetabix dry.'

'Baby's teething.'

Public Breast Feeding.

Baby Teething Problems.

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Pool attached to child's bed.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young