Kids Care Prints

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"I'd like to request a transfer from the children's ward."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

In the Guru District

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"The first one's just a warning."