Inertia Perfectionist Pillows

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Bullseye!

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf lessons

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Not that slowly back...'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Am I the first one here?'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

"I propose we go with the second option."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

When pedants take a break.

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'