Biking Perfectionist Pillows

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Poetry repairman

Writer

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Nice park. . .

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Paving over the window-box

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"