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'I hate to keep complaining, but my finger grip on this ball still doesn't seem right.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

Bullseye!

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Hanging off every word...

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Surreal ale

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."