Industrial Storyteller Gifts

Curate tells two miners that he hopes to see them on Sunday. They reply that he is welcome to come fighting with them if he likes.

How coal creates jobs: Appalachian Black Lung Clinic - Now hiring

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

'This merger will cut jobs 40%, reduce salaries 30% and increase the work hours 25%. Your job is to make this look like the best thing that ever happened to our employees.'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'The stuka brought you.'

Of course, we have to begin with certain assumptions. Let's assume I'm right and you're wrong.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Men dancing

Wall of Office Memories

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'My office is always open to you Charles, at least until maintenance repairs the door lock.'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have any on the job experience?'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"This is the deluxe edition Annual Report Director's Cut with restored graphs and alternative endings."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'