Industrial Jam Session Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I play heavy metal.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Plum jam...

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

Around the piano

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

Cottage Industry

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Lightbulb Maker

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'

"I don't know why other countries won't buy our products...After all, they made them!"

Guitarist

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Consolidated Musical Instrument Factory

Surgical Appliance Factory