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Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

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Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Plum jam...

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"From this you make a living?"

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Gates of heaven

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

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"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Post-psychoanalysis

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"