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"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Louis Armstrong

Cocktails on the verandah.

Mardi Gras

Rhapsody in Blue.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Jazz is Invented

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Radiator jazz player

Chano Pozo,

Saxophone Player.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Piano Keyboard

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Bryan Ferry

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

The Reaper's Arms

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Dynamite little combo

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"