Afterlife Jazz Lover Pillows

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Mardi Gras

Cocktails on the verandah.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Surgery up here is free!"

Jazz is Invented

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Dynamite little combo

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Bryan Ferry

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Piano Keyboard

The Reaper's Arms

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Six jazz instruments.

Quartet.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Play 'Misty' for me."