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Angels and Devils.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

At the rock concert...

"Surgery up here is free!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"From this you make a living?"

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Gates of heaven

Music for car stereos

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"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."