Industrial Irony Pillows

Origami animals are being driven into a confetti factory slaughter house.

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

"Management think staff need to use their initiative more, and they forwarded a 65 page memo on how they want you to do it."

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

'I'm starting to think this will be a year without any raises.'

"That efficiency expert you hired said I should get rid of you."

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

First Church of Fiscal Morality: The Meek Shall Inherit The National Debt!

Muscle Steriods.

"That's Gerald, he was your predecessor as head of strategic planning."

"We must have had an order."

'I see that the new foreman has already left an impression on you.'

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic-wast dump."

Loggers Destroy Industry.

Chemoco International

Klutz Refinery, Unauthorized Personnel Only

'Someone accidentally deleted the data you've been inputting. Looks like I'll have to hire you temps full time.'

Santa and his sleigh hit a flare stack.

Battery Hens.

"Every time I say this computer is supposed to be 'user friendly', it lets out an evil laugh."

An unequal opportunity employer.