Indulgent Diner Gifts

Naughty Food

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Bad for you but to die for

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Dessert

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

Bangers and Mash

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'Decisions, decisions!'

The wine speaks for itself

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'Could I have some more sugar cubes please?'

'Our chicken patties are beef and pork.'

'There's a chandelier in my soup.'

"I stopped eating fast food, too."

'No, it's not that good, but it is that expensive.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

'Today's special is baseball stew, why here it comes now!'

'I highly recommend the mousecargot.'

"We also have pease porridge, hot or cold. Not terribly fresh, I'm afraid."

"I'm sorry, sir. That's the children's menu."

"Can I pay you after I get my tax refund?"

'Do you have something that's good for you, but tastes like it's bad for you?'

'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

"You work here. You know the menu intimately. I'm sure you've tried it all, so your opinion is very important."