Indoor Decorations Pillows

Origami Pets

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Piranhaclaus

Use your imagination.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Happy Easter

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'