Decorating Pillows

"You shouldn't have!"

"Miss Harwood, please see to it that the halls are decked."

Extra Large Christmas Tree

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Autumn Leaves

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

"Already?"

Live, laugh, love

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Frank?"

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'Something is missing.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'I think that we have discovered the cause of your severe heartburn,'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Painter gets stuck in the middle of a room

Man dressed as Christmas tree.

'Therapist is one word George!'

JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

Christmas Wreath on a Doggy Door

'Something in warm, earth tones. I'm sick of white.'

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

D.I.Y ladder

"Nails? - Certainly sir. How long do you want them. . . ?"

Ceiling Paint

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

"We're in the tub together. But not like it used to be."

Summer Decorating

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"I hope you sat me next to someone who wants to hear all about my bathroom renovation."