Decorating Pillows

"You shouldn't have!"

"Miss Harwood, please see to it that the halls are decked."

Extra Large Christmas Tree

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Autumn Leaves

"Already?"

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

Live, laugh, love

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"Frank?"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'Something is missing.'

'I think that we have discovered the cause of your severe heartburn,'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Peter Peter's House.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man dressed as Christmas tree.

Painter gets stuck in the middle of a room

'Therapist is one word George!'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.

Christmas Wreath on a Doggy Door

'Something in warm, earth tones. I'm sick of white.'

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

D.I.Y ladder

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

Ceiling Paint

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

"We're in the tub together. But not like it used to be."