Indian Food Gifts

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

6 Brothers Falafel

Night of the Latkes

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"This is our soft opening."

"Is the MSG local?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'The Burrito King.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Valet park only"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"