Independent Pets Fan Gifts

Self-walking dog

What does aloof mean?

"As I was only saying the other day..."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"I'm a monster."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Curiosity."

People Planet.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

The Catkins Diet

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'Take us to your lead.'

Sick Exhibitionist

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

Grizzy Selfie

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."