Independent Mind Pillows

"I beg to differ."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Rogue elephant

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

The Choice is Obvious

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Self-employed.

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

How very Independent!

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."