Independent Thought Pillows

Mind Island

Ban on Free Speech

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Rogue elephant

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

The Choice is Obvious

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Self-employed.

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'