Independent Thinkers Pillows

Self-employed.

'Thanks to talk radio, he can argue all by himself.'

The Choice is Obvious

Ban on Free Speech

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Rogue elephant

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

Whatever!

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

How very Independent!

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"