Independent Thinking Pillows

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

We get a bad rap – Most of us actually read a variety of news sources and think quite independently. Shear Bliss Ale.

"Neighbors say you saw a movie that featured someone critical of the government's corona measures. You better come with us."

"We value free and independent thinking as long as it's approved by your direct supervisor."

Ban on Free Speech

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"The Just Me Band"

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Rogue elephant

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

The Choice is Obvious

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Self-employed.

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

How very Independent!

'We must protect my sovereignty.'