Individual Thinker Pillows

'I don't care if I am a lemming, I'm not going.'

'Oh, yeah! 'Those are lemmings, let's follow them', you said.'

"I beg to differ."

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Dog Walking Services

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'The Questioner'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

Dawing your Cellphone

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Had enough of the box.

Elevator Pitch

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Business Meeting

The Female Brain and The Other One

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."