Intellectual Thinker Pillows

"I hear we're all getting valentines from Lawrence Summers."

"Hey Dad? Are we still atheists?"

'Is this the School of Thought?'

"Don is an intellectual and a regular guy."

Dr. Cornel West

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

Sociology Dept. Hiring Professors. You think heredity is more important? You'd never fit into this environment.

'Mensa smoking club'

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

Raymond Queneau

Open Your Mind!

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Seagiraffes

Apples for sale

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

My First Camera

Dog Walking Services

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"You left this on our ship."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Hair Crop Circle

Use your imagination.

Fishing Tales

'The Questioner'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.