Independent Mind Gifts

"I beg to differ."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"The Just Me Band"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Rogue elephant

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

The Choice is Obvious

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Self-employed.

How very Independent!

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."