Incremental Improvers Gifts

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Atlas rubbing stains off world.

"I'm super excited about this fabulous opportunity to improve!"

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'No, I said 'sit'.'

"And this is the traditional alternative."

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"So when did you interest in health and safety start?"

'Please do not ask for change.'

"Don't sweat the small stuff."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"You're too self-critical."

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

"Before you head back to the future, we'd like you to fill out this survey to help us improve our era."

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

"I knew these old ashtrays would come in handy someday. We'll use them as tip trays!"

"Are you sure it'll float?"