Incremental Improvers Pillows

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Atlas rubbing stains off world.

'No, I said 'sit'.'

"And this is the traditional alternative."

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

'Please do not ask for change.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Don't sweat the small stuff."

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"So when did you interest in health and safety start?"

"You're too self-critical."

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

"I knew these old ashtrays would come in handy someday. We'll use them as tip trays!"

"We need a leader who is not afraid to dream incremental dreams."